I just grabbed the milk from the fridge, and I'm pretty sure I heard the milk say "What the hell?". Our funny cotton tea towels are not only functional they are a conversation starter! Our natural kitchen towels are sewn and printed by hand (by an all female team!) in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton. They measure approximately 24" x 26" when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They're printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch!